I WISH THEY DID THIS

[Intro] [bright brass fanfare, woodwind trills, drum roll] [Female Voice]: Listen mister, I'm here to deliver... [brass blast] [Male Voice]: Huh? [Verse 1] [upright bass walking line, glockenspiel accents] [Female Voice]: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi, a singing telegram! It really doesn't matter what shape your ship is in Cleaning up is easy when you're in a grin The singing telegram! I sing it really well The singing telegram From the folks who think you're swell! [brass stabs] [Ensemble]: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! [Chorus] [full orchestra, driving snare and ride cymbal] [Ensemble]: Just smile! Oh, just smile! Come on, it's time to smile! [Female Voice]: Avast ahoy me hearty, your life would be a party If you'd smile! [brass swell] If you'd smile! [woodwind run] If you'd smile! [instrumental break] [key change] So put on a happy face And chuckle if you please You've no right to be fussy Just smile with some ease A singing telegram, I sing it really well A singing telegram from the folks who think you're swell A singing telegram, the service I do well A singing telegram from the folks who think you're swell So, smile Won't you smile? I'd be so super happy And I'll make this really snappy... If you'd smile If you'd smile